My first thought too. Honestly though I like to have someone with me at major doctor’s appointments because I can’t catch everything with my ADHD

Juice and a nap (forever)

…I don’t see him making it out alive from a MAGA rally to be quite honest

How do people not realize that they are the poor people that rich people hate

“Right now I may just be a ‘random stranger’, but as soon as I put on my genital inspection coat I become the Inspector-Genital”

So wait—kids aren’t allowed to play dinosaurs during recess anymore?

Exactly, if you really want to stick it to him then don’t torch his product, torch him instead

He’s one of many rich fuckheads on the [100% COMPLETELY METAPHORICAL] chopping block

The trump family does something similar. Eric had to be told to stop doing it during the inauguration

Yeah it’s really disturbing how many people seem to be ignoring or not aware of that part

Kinky

They’d toss their children into a pyre for Molech if Trump told them to

Okay? Go shoot him then? Get on it

By that definition his assassination would literally be an act of patriotic service 👀

There is no way that they would release incriminating info on Trump

I was going to say, “no, stay and fight”, but on second thought I agree with this sentiment for more vulnerable groups like trans folks

I had to look that up to see if it was real, and sure enough—but I honestly shouldn’t be surprised. Utterly fucking revolting. On the other hand, the tee website display of a black man wearing it while saluting is pretty hilarious

I mean it was pretty well known that in his first term Trump was really awkward in meetings with foreign leaders. His schtick is very much catered toward Americans, and he’s got that aspect down pat. He says shit that flusters and disorients American democrats but when he’s with foreign leaders it becomes much more apparent how much more intelligent literally everyone else in the room is than than him and how utterly out of his league they are, and they’ve always treated him like an idiot child spouting off and often even openly laugh at stuff he says in earnest much to his embarrassment and anger

Oh shit what’s happening on Friday? Did I miss a meeting?

I was thinking the same thing. I doubt he has that amazing Walton Goggins voice though