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Cake day: June 26th, 2023

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  • so weird little quirk of american politics. no one actually knows what wartime powers the president has access to since we never withdrew our declaration of war or signed any peace treaty for the Korean war. it’s how the american military apparatus has been, legally, allowed to be employed in weird bullshit like the gulf war. it’s just one of those loopholes both sides left open in case they wanted to use it, and then a fascist, to no one who pays attention’s surprise, leapt right through the loophole.











  • “get away from me, gay thoughts!” pete hegseth said, running out of the tattoo parlor after getting more white supremacist ink. “i don’t want to suck the tattoo artists dick,” he told the gay thoughts.

    “but i’m sure it’s an excellent dick. just the right girth and length to tickle your tonsils while hurting your jaw that perfect amount you like,” said the gay thoughts.

    “i’m a competent heterosexual male! stop doing this, gay thoughts,” hegseth exclaimed as he opened the door to his cerakoted olive green cybertruck. “i got where i am through merit and i definitely enjoy having sex in my wife’s vagina, as well as those interns i… um… what was it my lawyer said to say? pleasured as a surprise, yes that was it”

    “straight men don’t have to work this hard to convince themselves they’re straight, pete”


  • soft play
    what mate?
    no i don’t like this spineless shit
    not one bit
    thought you where it
    now you’re just another couple of overly emotional pricks
    oi!
    get these liberal lefties
    typical
    this shit isn’t cool
    i’m done with it all
    are there any real men let in congress?
    i’m starting to think that there isn’t

    I DON’T LIKE CHANGE
    PUNK’S DEAD, PUSHING UP DAISIES
    COME AND GET A LOAD OF THESE PC BABIES
    WHY CAN’T YOU JUST STAY THE SAME
    PUNK’S DEAD, PUSHING UP DAISIES
    COME AND GET A LOAD OF THIS SHIT

    soft play should have done your research
    i want my money back boys for the t-shirts
    should have run it by me first
    is your back sore?
    i bet your knees hurt
    is this another publicity stunt?
    i thought you were rowdy
    thought you were punks what the fuck’s with the new name anyway
    soft play?
    more like soft cunts

    I DON’T LIKE CHANGE
    PUNK’S DEAD, PUSHING UP DAISIES
    COME AND GET A LOAD OF THESE PC BABIES
    WHY CAN’T YOU JUST STAY THE SAME
    PUNK’S DEAD, PUSHING UP DAISIES
    COME AND GET A LOAD OF THIS SHIT

    i’m sorry but i disagree
    this is bullshit
    snowflake snowflake cherries on the woke cake
    but i’ll still see you at your shows
    i’m sorry but i disagree
    this is bullshit
    snowflake snowflake cherries on the woke cake
    but i’ll still see you at your shows

    punk’s dead punk’s dead
    because of you punk’s dead
    and to think i believed all the shit that you said
    cuck schumer is turning in his bed
    i was gonna say grave but the fucker ain’t dead