I don’t want billionaires destroying my government for their self-interests, but apparently we don’t all get whatever the fuck it is we want these days.

This is what you paid for, now shut up and eat your shit sandwich.

Having just moved out of Florida, and Fine’s district specifically, last year, all I can say is “well, fuck.”

Where does this fit into the “free speech absolutist” system?

Now that’s a face only a mother leopard could eat.

“Fuck all of you.”

–The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas, probably

And that’s only counting the police shootings.

The bone spurs demand that someone pay the price.

You read good.

It’s a good thing Ronald Reagan isn’t around anymore.

TIL People vandalizing your products in the streets, charging stations, and show rooms is considered raising brand awareness.

If any other CEO destroyed their company’s brand so badly, the BoD would have their head on a platter.

Now she’ll have to settle for Maria Butina.

I can only afford to nickel kid these days.

“It would be better if everybody got Polio Types 1, 2 & 3.”

–RFK Jr., probably

Don’t worry kids, you can just buy a degree from The Wharton School.

Hey Wharton School: This is why you shouldn’t sell degrees to rich parents for their spoiled children.

I hope he lives long enough to see what the history books say about him.

He’s still pissed that they didn’t back him up on the Sharpie hurricane line, isn’t he?