But the next Republican will for sure fix it!

Jesus Christ, you’re interpreting a lot of bullshit into this.

I need to do better? You were the one running to conclusions.

Relax my dear. Grab a therapeutic massaging device.

This isn’t homophobic my friend. Except if you deny cis men bodily pleasures just because you want to categorize them.

Besides that, he uses it as a prosthetic to keep him upright.

Why did Obama do this?

It wasn’t a spine but a giant dildo.

Does that no surprise coloration come in a sugary glaze?

Maybe they wrote it like that on purpose to piss you off?

Hamberders, the game

Don’t use that word, it’s horrible!

Meanwhile Trump is holding all the cards, playing uno.

Maybe he IS playing 3 dimensional chess, but he is still losing

Please tell him his feels make him gay

(But only if that hurts his previous feels)

And they wonder why people want them luigified? I’m not even American and I want that.

And Gimli

The front can fall off.

What do you want this time? Minerals? Oil?

I changed my name to “Sweaty Balls” and was invited immediately.

If it had some pictures to color out, alongside with pens, it would add a nice touch to those boring briefings. Maybe add a lolly too!

And a little racecar!

Man, that freedom of speech thing works really different than I thought.