Tighten your Jesus nut

Maybe, but there’s always the likelihood it’s even stupider than that

I don’t play video games, are there are lot of 53 year old men seeking the adoration of gamers?

If I were the richest man on earth, I don’t know what kind of person I would be, but I sure as hell wouldn’t be a whiny little fuck

Flush twice, don’t want that turd coming back

“Penn Jillette is one of my favorite people to just listen to talk.”

I’ve listened to his podcast since it started. He’s hilarious and has some of the best stories ever

Weird. You’d think the stable genius who kept dozens of boxes of classified documents in a golf club bathroom would know more about this stuff

If it’s good enough for Dalton Wilcox, it’s goddamn good enough for me

https://youtu.be/RYsO6EcuxbM

I thought maybe she was briefly detained but no, she’s been in custody for a month and may still get deported. Her visa expired 5 years ago.

How dare you mock us Americans for our intense suffering. This atrocity we’re forced to endure. This immense heartache of paying $2 more per week for eggs. This is literally the same as cheering on Sept 11. Have you no decency?

/s

Did trump personally sign each and every one of the 1500 Jan 6th pardons he gave to his brownshirt thugs?

He’s gonna need a new child sex crimes advisor

Lead by example, asshole

They’ll make something up. If they actually care about corruption, and I don’t believe they do, that shit takes a lot of time to uncover. You need subject matter experts, forensic accountants and a bunch of lawyers, not a handful of 20 year old tech bros

“While Trump isn’t responsible for creating the pandemic that created the egg shortage, and that’s really the elephant in the room here, I can’t really imagine a worse possible way that he could be responding to it.”

We’re not even to horse paste solutions yet

If he thinks moral clarity is important he wouldn’t be a Republican

Has he tried firing half the SpaceX employees, slicing half the budget and making everyone still there send an email detailing what they did this week?

The tough-talking pro-gun people who, when your kid gets shot at school, says more guns are the answer, won’t stick up for your kid or anything else out of fear that someone might send them a threatening message for doing so.

Fart and Shart

It would be easy for him to prove it. What is he hiding?