I try and make cookies for future me, but future me eats them and leaves nothing for further future me, so further future me head to make more cookies and it’s honestly a vicious cycle.

I love little black cats! They’re just so good.

Neighbors dog does this. If the dog is outside, if we do anything, like leaving the house, entering the house, checking the mail, bark bark BARK! Someone else walking past the house? Another dog barks? Bark bark BARKBARKBARK! I love dogs. I have daydreams of yeeting my neighbors into low earth orbit.

I was into Full Tilt, the pinball thing that I remember playing extensively on XP

Prep time, five minutes, includes cooking onions down to golden goodness. Riiiight, 5 minutes, liars.