Household “at risk” as kitchen fire engulfs top floor.

Article that doesn’t require an email address:

https://thehill.com/opinion/criminal-justice/5224229-trump-makes-history-by-pardoning-a-corporation/

By the way, guess which company is involved with Melania Coin.

What are the chances a penguin bit him as he was trying to harass it, and this is the resultant tantrum?

One funny aspect is that it doesn’t affect the penguins. Not just because they’re penguins and would only blink, squawk, and flutter their wings if one tried to tax them, but more importantly, because we have zero trade with them.

“Sir, we’re seeing no revenue from the penguin tarrif!”

“What’s the current rate?”

“It’s already at 250 percent!”

“Very well, then. Raise it to 25,000%. We’ll teach those penguins a lesson in math they’ll never forget!”

This actually makes slightly more sense, because we might actually send things to Mars.

Abed, stop being meta! Why do you always have to take whatever happens to us and shove it up its own ass?

Dean Dangerous was renown across the globe and throughout the epochs for his bravery, intelligence, dashing good looks, and crime-solving skills. By day, he was the humble leader of Greendale Community College, the best school in the entire world.

But by other days, he was the foremost expert on interdimensional crime solving and other spy stuff for the United Government of Earth.

On this particular day, he wore both hats. Neither of which were borrowed from his sister.

Amazing. Thank you.

That is gonna be the worst book I ever read cover to cover.

Who’s the Dean, Vice-Dean and Troy character. I have got to know.

Now that you mention it, I wouldn’t mind living in that environment.

I guess I meant that marketing will just change.

Not the documentary we needed right now, but it’s the one we deserve.

Yeah, the number of “personal massagers” sold is going to spike. This is just virtue signaling.

Large enough to oppress the working class, and small enough to abide the ownership class.

Beautiful. Love hard, and run free, you magnificent renegades.

Yeah, me too. We’ll get there. It will just take some time.

I love how the only criticism here is fashion-oriented color theory. This is a special place and you all are great. Thanks for this comment.

I love this story, and thanks for giving me another reason to appreciate Scottish nonconformity.

And some blackberry, too! We could have blackberry mojitos made with bamboo muddlers.