“We just wanted to treat our employees like slaves! Why is he doing this to us?”

ICE is jerks.

Calling me an idiot? Treason.

Selling classified information to a foreign government? Well that’s just good business.

Now city-states on the other hand…

Don’t forget about the opposition party abandoning large swaths of the country because they’re too hard to win in.

If only one team shows up, then that’s the team you’re rooting for.

The better to bare arms with.

You don’t like how little Shub-shub in the front there looks?

I think he’s kinda cute.

Excel at least uses some sort of organizational schema. Those charts are thrown together completely at random.

Now I’m Sadmartigan.

I shall honor him by going Skeet Surfin’ tomorrow.

The worst kind of carpetbagger.

It’s cloning, isn’t it?

Bratva Bagman, back on the street.

“THEY CAN’T ALL BE NAMED SPARTACUS!”

Western Nebraska turning against Trump? Everything old truly is new again.

You’re thinking of a synagogue. A demogogue is an authoratative request made brusquely.

Reagan is a communist.

Should be Guy Smiley.

Can I borrow two dollars?

And the Agender Agenda continues apace…