Haha, these Onion articles are getting really goofy.

Url is guardian.com

We are fucked, aren’t we?

I would say “no kinkshaming” here, but MAGAts feel no shame anyways.

We can only hope the dip keeps dipping.

What’s the matter Elon, did the mean NPC hurt your feefees?

Fake Nazi stuff.

So the inauguration Hitler salute was AI generated or what?

If you’re going to be a radical leftist, be the “liberalism has betrayed the working class” instead of “daddy Stalin’s cum tastes nice 🥵”.

I was waiting for the inevitable hand wringing “direct action bad” comment.

It’s like that “boot to the head” sketch, but with tarrifs instead of boots

I was about to say “letting the rich fuck us in the ass without even the courtesy of a reacharound” but your answer is more acceptable in polite society.

That’s a fire fit, rock on !

It’s a restaurant, you’re supposed to eat it with a knife and fork, not shove slices into your mouth like you’re at a fast food place.

The Czechs and Croats solved this problem by adding Č,Ć,Đ,Ž,Š and DŽ letters, while Poles continued to use letters ill suited for writing down sounds unique to slavic languages.

Boy, fascists will take any chance to cry crocodile tears and claim victimhood.

I’m going to the Grey Havens and fucking off to Valinor. You are on your own guys.

Breaking: Elon Musk’s daughter has eyes and a working brain.

Haven’t we defederated from these losers? All they do on .world is post inflamatory garbage.

Empathy and goodwill aren’t infinite, like any resource they can be depleted. I really cannot muster enough fucks to give about someone who voted for that turd a second time. Feel sorry for his wife, though.

“It’s ok, I was only pretending to be an idiot”

Good to know that all that “George Soros interfering with muh freedums” was bullshit projection.

I’m guessing they’re avoiding consent issues.