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Cake day: March 15th, 2025

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  • Smoothbrain criminals. “America has been hit by…struck by a smoothbrain criminal!”

    [Chorus]

    America, are you okay? (I don’t know)

    Will you tell us that you’re okay? (I don’t know)

    There’s a felon at the window (I don’t know)

    Then Trump struck you, a crescendo America? (I don’t know)

    Trump came onto your apartment (I don’t know)

    Left white stains on the carpet (I don’t know why, baby)

    And then she ran into the bedroom (Help me)

    She were struck down

    It was your doom America (Dag gone it)


  • That flag comes from a videogame series, called Fallout. The premise is that America or China began a nuclear war, with horrific results for the world as a whole. At least a couple hundred years later, the player is released from the confines of a fallout shelter. These vaults housed the remnants of humanity as we knew them, and they are now emerging to recolonize the earth.

    Thing is, some critters had children, despite the excessive radiation. New California’s national animal, the bear, tends to have an extra pair of heads.

    If the premise of the series interests you, I recommend New Vegas as your starting point. It has the most narrative strength in the series and is user friendly in comparison to the original games. Fallout 4 is approachable, but lost writing and player choice, unfortunately.

    Fallout trailers, all of them.