Wait! Am I a buddhist without even knowing it?

Danger is my middle name

I think I have fallen into some bushes once when driving home drunk on my bike. I must have judging by all the scratches I woke up with. Does it really count if you can’t remember it though? Far as I concerned I never had an accident.

I love how the price goes up every time someone complains.

I love how he looks happy in the last one. Just vibing to the music. Be good to me again today my little war machine.

And it’s not even all that green either.

The numpad I could do without, but I need my home, end and delete keys.

Because it is your democratic duty to inform yourself about who or what you are voting for. Otherwise the system does not work and will eventually get rid of itself. Use it or lose it.

Fact: we would be better off if all of humanity were atheists

*shootted

Just put anti-homeless spikes on the toilet seats

Bet you get drone control laws before you gun control laws in the US.

So like Trump and MAGA. Figures

Well, if it makes them happy.

As beautiful as the day she left me

I see an opportunity to target Teslas exclusively

Facebook?

Well, first you have to defeat the fascists, which usually means killing lots of them. Only after that can you trial and then hang the rest of them.

Only if that night ends with cuddles.

Line goes down and you are out the door. Line goes up and you get jack shit. Isn’t the stock market so great and normal?