From Trump University?

Whats your rationale for bull market? Were mathematically in a correction already

There are mathmatical definitions. Like our current correction happened when we were 10% below peak. Thats what i mean by calling them technical terms

Sure, but you see tesla going up on bad news, its not difficult to anticipate its going to come right back down. Im not telling people to throw money away, obviously you need to be educated. Last year i turned 7k into 35k. Took it all out except 700 and am already back to 6k.

Ive been doing this for about 14 years. I have experience and knowledge that someone starting out doesnt. That wasnt my point. My point is, it doesnt take much money to get started.

when we hit recovery or bull market

Those are technical terms. Thats when i recommend buying back in.

We have a lot of the same points, but what im trying to drive home is that, “buy low, sell high,” doesnt mean, “buy the lowest, sell the peak.” Markets in correction right now, its generally trending down. Potentially will turn bear market. You dont need to follow daily to know that. Now is as good a time to sell as last week, or the peak. You didnt miss it.

When it goes down more, you dont need to see the bottom. You can wait until it hits recovery or bull market even, and buy back. That point will likely be lower than where you sold even if its not the lowest. You dont need to buy the bottom, but buying lower than you sold is a win.

I turned $70 into $2k in the last 2 days. It doesnt take much to get started

Most people arent playing the market daily. Especially in something like a 401k. You dont need to time the bottom. We’re already in a correction, and its still going. You can wait until the market recovers, and as long as you buy back at a price lower than what you sold, call it a win.

Dont chase, “what could have been” because youll always feel like you lost

this isnt a slump yet

Technically we are in correction territory, so id say we are a slump. This isnt the bottom though. Get some puts and ride this baby all the way down. I hit 10x on tesla puts that i bought yesterday. This markets dumb and with the volatility this high, everyone should be making money if they sell when they are green and done diamond hand it

Youre right, we shouldnt drink bleach! We should be injecting it

Sneaking Squeaking up

I do. Extras even

Between my wife who steals blankets, my two little kids who inevitably sneak into bed, and my 2 60+ pound dogs who also sneak into bed, i get cold if im not in warm clothes because im like 6th of the list for the blankets.

Other than that, i sleep like a rock and dont know any of those things happened until i wake up

Whats your expiry? This volatility is making puts so damn expensive

There are protests happening all the time. Problem is they also control the media so no one knows

Im definitely not even in the 1%, but ive made money on this market by making some obvious trades. Long Lockheed after their massive correction and short tesla. Im certain the 1% know even more than what to do here and are making even more money. When someones manipuling the market, it doesnt matter which way it moves for these people, it matters that they know which direction it moves before it does that

I personally love that they retalitory tarrifs on spirits are specifically targetting tennessee whiskey and kentucky bourbon. Hit those deep red states and maybe change a few minds.

Im low key on board with rednecks with guns and a drinking problem getting real pissed over this one

I think the french champagne is a good chunk of this

I shorted tesla today about 1030am. Wheere do i get my billions please

Hes from middletown ohio… for those keeping track at home, thats on the west side of the state. Appalachian ohio is south east. Hes very much not even appalachian

Ah yes typical Government Efficiency