lol

I would drop the “r” and roll with Deplorean for all the deplorables driving them.

You are pretty much describing the premise behind Max Berry’s book - Jennifer Government.

In the alternate present the novel portrays, the United States has taken over all of North and South America (except for Cuba) and dominates much of the rest of the world. The United States adopts “capitalizm”, a form of minarchy that abolishes taxation and privatizes government.

People take the names of the corporations that employ them as their surnames, and persons with two jobs hyphenate their name, e.g. “Julia Nike-McDonald’s”. Employees of the government, including the novel’s title character, take the surname Government.

I had “slams”, but not “slammed”. Fixed.

Horses are often thought of as symbols of running wild/ free/ fast. They are also often euthanized when they break a leg.

I thought the same. The caliber is a mini magnum.

When you break a leg and they put you down.

Sell to who, exactly?

Why should he change? It’s the nazis that suck!

It’s like rAaiiIiiiiIiiiiIinnnnnnnnnn…

Is another possibility that this was intended to force these funds and endeavors away from HCOL/blue areas to LCOL/red ones?

Maybe his grandfather will pass before he needs it.

This leads to a “I don’t even know who you are…” moment in OP’s grand future confrontation with elon.

It helps folks who are positioned to buy the dip.