You mean like, earning money on onlyfans so they can afford to buy food?

Huh, another good reason for sticking with physical money. You can’t beat someone with a sock full of bitcoin.

We don’t. Our Government pretty much hates the guy.

At least you don’t have a drinking problem

With a bar of gold you can crush someone’s skull in and steal their food. Try do that with Bitcoin.

If we could somehow vaccinate chickens, I wonder what the anti vaxxers would say. On the one hand they would be eating “potentially mutated and unsafe eggs” on the other hand they would be able to afford eggs.

Yes, but then those US companies will have more money to raise worker wages, right … right?

Maybe because they are thriving democracies. Trump prefers dictatorships. I am surprised to see North Korea on the list. I thought trump loved the little angry munchkin in charge over there.

I heard when Elon played the original Wolfenstein he would kill all the dogs and leave the Nazi soldiers alone. He thought the goal was to collect all the scattered treasure to take to Hitler at the end.

If you really wanted to screw them over, you would infect the blankets with measles vaccine.

Wait until they wrap the blanket around themselves and then jump out from behind the door and shout “haha! You’re now immune to measles! Sucker!”

Post credits scene will be fElon taking a seat behind the desk in the oval office.

What if we only get, like, a little bit of measles? Like if I touch someone with measles very quickly. Just enough to get a small non-dangerous amount that is hardly noticeable by me but enough for my immune system to learn to fight it? Is there a possibility that that would work?

Brought to you by a bright orange blowhard!

I’m confused. Wasn’t Trumps mission to drain the swap? Why is he now trying to fill it back up? Is he that old and senile he doesn’t know what the plan is anymore?

Disloyalty? The whole point of a Judge is to be impartial and not just vote how they are told to. Otherwise what is the point. Just put any yob off the streets into the judiciary to vote yes to what you want.

I’m sure Trump and Prince Andrew have sat down on many occasions and enjoyed a nice 12 year old… whiskey

You mean, like, those hairless cats?

It looks like a baby who just pooped it’s diaper. I’m inclined to think it is a real photo.

Me three, but with, uh … Porn

If I was a drug addicted Nazi worth half a trillion dollars, I wouldn’t bother with having someone try to source drugs for me. I would just hire a chemist to make them for me tailor made to my liking.