Go ahead and immediately piss off the staunchest age demographic you’ve got pulling for you.

The guy averages a cheesy gordita crunch a day…

…and he will go weeks without having one

Especially if investors are getting wind. Stock holders won’t hold if they think public sentiment is that bad.

Cybertrucks have a one of a kind windshield wiper that isn’t in stock at Tesla, the only place you can get it.

That might explain the name dispute between him, Grimes, and Zillis.

Uhm, I think you mean Pete and Pete star.

Probably my first celebrity crush growing up.

Didn’t i just read an article on teabags leeching microplastics?

“I was ashamed of myself when I realised life was a costume party and I attended with my real face.”

Gonna stiff my local taxes the $10 or so they actually have to collect. Muahahaha.

Better remove the embargo so we can TARAAFF them