Tell her your quest

“Accidentally”. The cruelty is the point.

I’m sure she is frowning inside with the ways things are going

Instead just one comedian, you get house full of clowns

Instance name checks out

Just lost a loved one to the Anti-Oxford Comma cult 😔

It was a tough seven years when people called him Prince instead of just saying Ƭ̵̬̊

Me calling into work because I woke up transformed into a gigantic insect

You wouldn’t believe how long I’ve been waiting for a refund on this crappy copper I bought from Ea-nāṣir

The best strategy for combatting Trump Derangement Syndrome is also for everybody to get it?

Don’t characterize him as insane. Characterize him and his ilk as calculated psychopaths. Do not let them get away with an insanity defense at the next Nuremberg Trials.

All US paper money is invalid because the Treasurer and Secretary of the Treasury did not actually sign in pen on each bill

Obviously, this horrendous and fascist (par for the course). I think there is also a subtle insidious layer to this that would imply stripping all dissidents of their gun rights, therein stifling rebellion.

You are welcome to come here to liberate us through effective means

It basically said “Trump bad, so donate to the DNC”

Then explain all of the people in the system who are currently changing it for the worse?

Boot-flavored Kool-aid

If a bull in a China shop breaks 99% of the China in an hour, then he can’t possibly break more than that during his second hour in the shop.

Something to that effect was my first idea for a post title