Dude her friend is shy, and has a crush on ME!! Clearly she wants to know me and is probably my dream girl but is afraid to make the first move. I’m going to make the first move so we can fall in love and live out our happy lives selling deep fried bananas at festivals across the world. Why shouldn’t I contact them??

How do you feel about necks and backs?

What’s the original?

But you can call her that

Was it your first initial and last name followed by birth year?

Well yeah, he was a contestant on the president’s reality game show.

No it’s made from grain.

What if it was simple syrup? I think we’re on to something here.

Excuse me, diffusion not osmosis.

Wouldn’t it move via osmosis?

You could pour it on while it’s wet, but would that do much?

You would have to add it while it’s still mixing right?