B-but muh egg prices! Also, something something okay with the economy crashing if it owns the libs.

Do you really need to ask? Afrikaner nepo-baby is shadow president.

Aww, little Afrikaner nepo-baby’s pwecious fee-fees hurt? It’s almost like being right-wing also means you’re a special little snowflake who can dish it but can’t take it.

“Senator Elon Musk” is ambiguous phrasing. Obviously, what is meant is “Senator [that] Elon Musk”, but it could also have been calling Aparthiedman himself a senator.

Man, I was just thinking last night that at least Pelosi never publicly capitulated like this, and then realized how absurd it was that I was yearning for the good old days of fucking Pelosi.

If you don’t have at least a million dollars, can you even be considered human? /s

Corporate media doesn’t give a shit, this is easy soundbites for them.

But he was gonna lower egg prices! 🙄

Might have misattributed the quote, but this was definitely something that the Cult of Skaro said to Cybermen during either the 9th or 10th Doctor runs.

“THIS IS NOT WAR. THIS IS PEST CONTROL!” – Dalek Supreme Donald J. Trump

Every package I’ve gotten via DHL was fulfilled by USPS, though. Do they even have the infrastructure to handle their own deliveries?

The fact that Biden didn’t immediately take advantage of that to purge the court for being blatant enemies of the republic was appalling.

That should have been obvious when they declared the president king.