Have you ever seen the amount of security at a modern data center like this? No way you are getting in there with any kinds of beans.

There was never any shortage of toilet paper. People just thought there was, leading to hoarding and fucking up the supply chain. This caused temporary shortages in stores, but there was never any shortage further up the chain.

I CAN FIX HER!

Yeah it’s so sad Elon actually believes the fictional stereotype of the young gifted super hacker. Fully self taught, uber smart and able to hack anything in seconds. And when they get caught they don’t go to jail, the government hires them.

Except in real life those are just dumb fuck kids, calling themselves “Big Balls” and would never ever be hired by the government for IT related tasks. They only hire people with proper credentials, education and a clean sheet. You don’t put criminals in sensitive positions for a reason.

These are the kinds of people that support billionaires whilst living paycheck to paycheck. Aka Republican voters.

Not AI: https://www.instagram.com/mccallistersculpture/reel/CV3VAI3ANvw

Americans doing a GoFundMe is always funny to me. Like you clearly understand if you pool together money, you can make a big impact. For example when little Timmy needs a big operation and can’t afford it, people can start a GoFundMe, everyone chips in a little bit of money and Timmy is covered. So if we scale that up a bit… NO, THAT’S COMMUNISM!

Smart, because spammers log which numbers have responded and put them on a hot list. Those hot lists get traded around, which will greatly increase the amount of spam you receive.

Just block and report and never respond.

Probably an Evergaol just around the corner

https://xkcd.com/984/

Including relevant xkcd as required by Internet Law.

All cars have Full Self Driving. Except “Full Self Driving” is just a brand name as Tesla explained it to the judge. They are in fact SAE Level 2, which is not what a regular person would expect hearing that name. Musk has been shouting they will have level 3, 4 or even 5 this year for years now.

Other brands have Level 3 cars for sale now. But all the dumb car “tech” sites still claim Tesla is the best. But in fact it’s only their marketing that’s best.

Giant space mirror

I don’t think it’s worth the discussion, but comparing a fiat currency like the US dollar with crypto currency is a false equivalence argument. They aren’t even comparable.

It never had any value, like all other crypto currencies. But it was used to fake value and dupe people out of their money.

Given the nonsense they are spouting, I’m beginning to think they HAVE been hit in the head with a baseball bat

“We’re not playing cards”

Back in the day I used to play Vietcong online. Campers were a huge issue in this game, ruining the gameplay for many players. So me and a buddy put “Camp cleanup crew” in our names and we would play on local servers. We learned all the best camping spots and would kill anybody camping there. We did our rounds going from spot to spot killing the campers, leaving the rest of the players alone. Sometimes a camper would get one of us, but as they usually had the sniper rifle, they were reloading when the other of us rounded the corner.

I’m not sure it really helped anything, but I’d like to think so. We had a lot of fun, that’s for sure.

A couple of months after the game had a huge outbreak of cheaters, some funny (changing their player model into a tank or something like that). Most not funny, becoming invincible, having infinite ammo and no-clip/fly mode. The game was dead within weeks with all the servers shutting down because it became unplayable.

What are you talking about? You can get both solid and stranded cable on spool. Depending on the standard you might be required to terminate into a patch panel or jack, but you can get just about any cable on a spool you might want.

Even if an elected official transfers money without authorization, that’s still outright theft.

Don’t be that person my man, just walk away