The emperor is purifying us!

She is 100% a liability Source: I read Rich Dad, Poor Dad once a long time ago

Whoever made this meme doesn’t understand Republicans at all. It’s ‘Lets Go Brandon’ and ‘Thanks Obama’

Getting rid of microplastics is gay, retention is alpha

Oh, we all have to die first? Well shit, there’s always a catch

She’s a mean, mean lady

That’s the neat part, I won’t be around in six months

While it is an interesting question, I don’t actually want to find out how many tanks the Supreme Court has. ‘Lots’ is bad, ‘None’ is far worse.

Is the necklace real or are you just that damn good?

That’s Secretary of Truth to you, liberal

Why would you buy a foreign sword and take a job away from a decent, hardworking American blacksmith?

Vile

If their windows are up they might have guns, we’d better shoot at them pre-emptively.

And we can’t just have people go around taking things that don’t belong to them, we live in a society of laws.

Oh I’m sorry, are you not prepared to suffer any consequences at all for an important cause? Fucking tourist.

And I don’t wanna talk to an economist, y’all motherfuckers lyin’ and gettin’ me pissed

Nominative determinism strikes again!

You were supposed to take mushrooms before you touched the grass

That’s pretty slick

Kids are that stupid, which is why smart adults get to make all the decisions.