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20 days agoYou should write for The Onion.
You should write for The Onion.
I disagree. He should make it more accessible to the public. Physically accessible.
I’ll be looking forward to the next AI generated video of Trump “taking over” Crimea, this time featuring a sunbathing Putin.
While highly probable, that alone doesn’t cause one to stand like this. There must be some insane degree of anterior pelvic tilt going on.
“It’s one banana, Michael, how much could it cost? 10 dollars?”
Republican penises are probably more like McNuggets in size.
Well, it does go hand in hand with being anti abortion.
Google “En Poosant”
Nah, he can just tell a few more lies.