It’s an embarrassing effort for the agents to LARP as what they think are badass future cops.

And it’s about as cool as LARP ing as a wizard

They call him x

Because he marks the spot.

With his chest.

Isn’t a penile implant gender affirming?

How awesome would it be for him to get arrested and not pardoned because Trump blames him for tanking his poll numbers

You won. Now deal with it.

Their pensions! Omg you are right.

Serves anybody right who voted for this jackass, but I’m sorry for all of the rest of us.

Is it day 1 yet?

Fuck around, fall over

Please bring another slander lawsuit against him

we don’t know how big this thing is.

Getting smaller every day, by the sounds of it.

You are more safe from violent crime right now than at any point in the last thirty years. It makes no sense to actively worry about things like this, even if the headlines are salacious.

Everything is fine before the leopards get hungry.

The dismissals appeared to violate federal law, which requires the president to give both houses of Congress reasons for the dismissals 30 days in advance.

The illegitimate Roberts court doesn’t care about your “laws”