I assumed we were talking about Musk.

That would require not being blinded by his own ego.

“Make Christianity Christian Again”

I guess it’s technically not bribery if you only defrauded people into thinking they were going to receive a bribe. /s

So he admits to being a witch…

That is from Thomas Jefferson:

“The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.” https://www.quotedb.com/quotes/2074

Republicans do seem to be all about the founding fathers, so I guess they’re just trying to make it possible to follow his guidance by proactively providing some tyrants.

Yeah, they’re definitely trying to fix the government. “Fix” as in “neuter”.

Unfortunately, I think that 4th branch is supposed to be the people.

Seriously. “It’s fine to mug people as long as you do it confidently and in broad daylight!”

Detachment is a privilege that presumes other people won’t harm you.

So, what you’re saying is… You agree with me? Great!

On the one hand, this is funny. On the other hand, this is exactly the kind of humor that led to me repressing my gender identity. I feel so conflicted.

Yeah. Not mutually exclusive, either.

Seems like most of the people who hoard such weapons want to join them and be part of the largest group of thugs.

I just see two dogs.

How long before Tesla’s next car has a combustion engine?