He still has his receipts! But there’s a no-return policy for purchased elections.

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Can confirm as another GenXer. We’ve always been screwed by Boomers, and we expected the final “fuck you” to come just as we were approaching retirement age. Boomers always pulled up the ladders they used right behind them.

You’re probably fun at parties

The Trump Slump!

A member of the press was included, so clearly it was meant as public information.

The median Californian or Oregonian or Chicagoan is probably just getting by. But I don’t have data to back that up.

Libs are poor, too.

This is for the billionaire class, who are mostly Republican.

I’d toss in $20 for your campaign, and I don’t even know where you live.

Just try to livestream the smackdown, ok?

[Narrator: “Indeed, it was not.”]

The former paper towel budget has been slashed to half a sheet.

You can’t be drunk all day unless you start in the morning!

Basically the Russian party, every one of them funded by Russians.

That’s the entire Russian strategy: Make other countries more miserable to make Russia seem better by comparison.

How are you not represented? Do you live in D.C.?

Taxes are like a subscription to be a citizen of the country where you live, in spite of representation. They are two different things that are somewhat linked but not completely.

Some failed countries have no taxation and you are probably free to live there, if you have the money for protection.

Reason: Rich White Guy.

When you reach the cap, do you get a sticker that you can put on your laptop? Because I think would be nice.

Then we get Captain Shortpants

He’s wanting to set up camps to help people’s concentration. I wonder what they’ll call it?