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The Democrats have a long history of waiting until Republicans hold a majority in both houses to propose milquetoast change.

Keeps their name in the papers without actually having to do anything.

Teach your kids survival and weapons skills. Understanding politics won’t be enough to save them

Powerful men protecting themselves with idiots has never once lead to an assassination. NEVER. not once. Nope no sir. Hasn’t happened

Try instead asking innocent probing questions that lead them to question their world view. They’ll never agree with you if they feel like they’re under attack, but if you seem curious and interested, and ask difficult questions they could come around over time.

Or you know, fuck em they made their bed. Either way.

Or they sold them to Walmart.

This is not the first time produce has been stolen and sold for consumption to regular distributors. It used to be quite common. Crime families have been built on that practice.

Biden pulled a Buchanan. Do nothing and nope out.

Do not give any of them that much credit.

RFK is that inept admiral that gets choked out by Vader really early on.

Musk is more like a Hutt, in both shape and attitude, but like Ziro from the clone wars cartoon.

And Trump is closer to Jar Jar than anyone. An idiotic agent of chaos who happens to be a useful idiot to actual agents of evil, who know better than to set foot in the white house.

The few people injured by the fire benches are likely to be poor so they can’t sue anyway.

I say go ahead with the fire benches. Can we add spikes that shoot up out of the bottom every 4 hours over night? Spikes with aids on them?

Which is why the US has never actually staged a coup in a foreign country. Not many people know that

It’s weird that Jefferson literally demanded helpless children be shot in schools like that but hey that’s what the Constitution says so I guess we gotta let em do it.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOMEONE TOOK A KNEE AT THE NATIONAL ANTHEM??!!???

Well see, using the money to hurt brown people makes healthcare cheaper somehow. You can’t just use the money for healthcare because that helps Brown people too. And we can’t have that

You’ll just have to learn to eggcept that people love eggs

I find puns to be eggregious

Don’t egg me on man

I have an eggumenical attachment.

Speak for yourself heathen.

I eat eggs.

I would rather starve than eat something other then eggs.

Meat? Gross. Vegetables? Ick. Sugar? Fuck off.

Eggs. Just eggs.

That time the police literally dropped bombs out of aircraft on Black people for the crime of checks notes making money while black

I worked in health insurance when that happened.

The insurance companies were ecstatic about Obamacare. A big ole fat blank check from the American public, backed by the US government. They had to cover more but the feeling was, and it ended up being true, that they’d claw back their exclusions in court.

Obamacare was a health insurance scheme in a healthcare costume. Maybe at inception it was about healthcare, but after the Democrats spent months trying to negotiate with Republicans and giving them pointless compromise after compromise, and the Republicans still refused to support it, they passed health insurance reform, mandated everyone buy it, and paved the way for the fastest increases in health insurance costs in history.

Secret option 4: general strike. Pay us more, charge less, or we’ll eat the wealthy before we go hungry.

May 1st. 2028. We all walk out together.