“names may have been changed to protect people’s privacy”

It’s not possible - you can check out but you can never leave

New Democrat motto

“www.irishstar.com”

I’d love to join the Fucking Club. Do you just meet up at a hotel every month and have an orgy or something?

Thank you trump, keep up the good work

But the one on the right is actually full. Surely that’s worth the extra money

We tried that in the UK and it’s not going great for us

White House installs Trump loyalist to lead formerly-independent agency in push to reduce foreign aid

Fixed the headline

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Nice

Rich people can afford private well-armed security guards… (No, the police don’t count since we’re not doing regulations any more)

Orangeutan