Mangolione?

Did they leave out some high ranking general with the same name? In their frantic CYA narrative isn’t there some key person missing from the chat, and if so why not name them?

I hope it was attached to someone more competent than her father. Like a roomba.

“And I’m from SchruteBuckCoin, we are currently outperforming you in multiple metrics.”

Move (money to cronies and debtors) fast, break things (people).