Right in the gut

There was an event. 6 hours before the event, trump tweeted. 5 hours before the event (one hour after tweet) the insider trading happened.

My mom’s (teacher) old boss (principal) literally told her that she shouldn’t even know what the kids do after they leave school, basically saying she shouldn’t care about the kids.

Like why the fuck else do you become a teacher?!

Jesus fucking Christ. When I was in middle school in the southern Midwest, on the first day of school I had the teachers straight up ask if anyone had a preferred name other than the one on their records. Unprompted. And no one gave a shit.

All I hear is the Nutshack theme

Which sauna?

Old people have too much fuckin money. They have an actual cave?!

Imo it looks better than the real thing. That sloped back that turns it into like a hatchback looks kinda nice actually.

The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears

I’d rather wait and see what happens.

I for one wouldn’t be at all surprised if the next move is something along the lines of “the party told you what to believe” kind of thing.

(Satisfaction guaranteed)

But climate change isn’t real, right guys?

/s

I mean Barney wouldn’t necessarily be the worst thing…

It’s happening already

Shit should we reteach history as popular Broadway musicals?

It could be Nevada

I mean remember last week when Trump tried speaking into existence making it illegal to even (metaphorically) shit on Teslas?

This head canon is what makes me see the Mission: Impossible movies as the American version of James Bond.

I think Dead Reckoning Part 2 may be the last time Tom Cruise plays Ethan Hunt, and if we see any more M:I movies after, I think it’ll be a different actor but the same name.

Similar to this JB theory.

Since you deleted your comment within the last 15 minutes of posting it, it still shows up in my inbox.

“Try saying something bad about China”

Okay.

The CCP is a blight on humanity, just like the IDF/Israeli government, Russia, and now including the US. Fuck China, I’ll never set foot in that country (except maybe Hong Kong) if I ever had the opportunity.

Everyone says that, but I haven’t run into any issues and .ml is the main one I use