The president has 34 of those.

Can’t be that bad

Like when safety at work asks what steps to take when you see an electrical fire.

“Fucking big ones” apparently isn’t a good response

Reich 4.0

This has the plot of a CBS show.

19 year old hacker kid gets contracted to work for the government because he’s “the best”

Except this is the real world where 19 year olds aren’t good at much of anything beyond learning that dating sucks and unlimited masturbating is fun.

Guarantee you this kid got hired because he can use ChatGPT to generate code that barely does what he wants.

Also guarantee you this kid is also the target of honeypot stings from every intelligence agency outside of America, plus maybe a few inside, and he will fall for it and divulge dangerous information.

Everyone who isn’t a prick chooses work at other airlines.

The number of issues United has is indicative of severe cultural issues within the company. Toxic work culture drives good, compassionate employees away and leaves only the people who thrive in toxic environments.

He’s also balls deep in a government that is obsessed with deporting immigrants.

Elon himself was an undocumented immigrant for years, as he violated the terms of and overstayed his student visa.

Genuine question though. If the ultra wealthy use loans against their stocks for cash, does this not violate the terms of one of or all of the loans he uses?

The last time I got a personal loan from my bank, it stipulated that use of the money for any illegal purposes would result in the immediate termination of my loan. Does any financial institution have the balls to enforce this boilerplate clause in elons case?

I’m sorry okay, that kid keeps getting in the way.

That’s not what leaked means tho

How do you cure a protein in a stable shape?

That’s all a prion is, it’s just a misshapen but stable protein that causes other proteins to fold into that stable shape too.

You can’t vaccinate against a shape.

We can’t scan every protein in a body and selectively destroy the ones that shaped wrong.

The only thing to do is to destroy prions whenever they are found and with extreme prejudice. But, that’s expensive so it won’t get done.

I have legitimately had a pedestrian hit me.

I was stopped and my car was in park waiting for a gas pump to open up. This idiot watching TikTok’s while walking proceeds to walk straight into the side of my car, and then started yelling at me.

I was in a parking spot too.

They asked if I had a degree in theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics.

This has the same energy as a 10 year old telling their parent at 10pm that they need help making a presentation that’s due tomorrow morning.

I thought CEOs were supposed to be in charge, not act like socially awkward high schoolers.

This is what people mean when they say they have an economics degree.

At this point, it’s a rationalization, not a belief.

If he changed his mind and thought “maybe I should have gotten her the vaccine” then it means that he directly caused his daughter’s death. If he changes his mind later that maybe vaccines aren’t so bad, that means his stupid, selfish choice caused his daughter’s death.

I don’t know of many people that could handle that realization. So his mind just rejects it out of principle.

I mean, it’s already up there and there’s no docking port for future service missions.

A lot of countries contributed to JWST, if the US drops it, someone else will pay people to keep it in orbit.

It can also end it if you eat it while taking critical medication.

That’s book Jesus.

Book Jesus is a dirty DEI socialist according to American conservatives. They want Fox News Jesus. The one that thinks children should go hungry and that gay people are enemies of the state. You know, real conservative values.

Instead of crosses it’s just obsidian rectangles hung on walls.

The lady who thought you could cram a thousand people into a starship and do passenger ICBM launches?

The lady who was convinced this would be allowed by any government, anywhere in the world? A giant death tube with a thousand people hurtling towards a city at near orbital speeds, with the pinky promise that their engines will relight being the only things saving your city from ruin every day.

She’s a fucking idiot too.

What people who want to gut the postal service don’t understand is that it’s a fucking service.

The USPS does last mile delivery for all courier agencies. FedEx and UPS won’t pay a driver to deliver your dildo out to your cabin in bumfuck Nebraska, but the USPS will, along with your tax documents, bank statements, and anything else you need.

If you get rid of USPS, you’re cutting anyone who isn’t in a major city off from not only packages, but critical documents.