Try meeting a girl like that in a small town.

Gosh darn it!

Possibly all three.

Imagine having no knowledge of the outside world, then you stumble upon a ghost saying, “But first I wanna thank my sponsor; Raid: Shadow Legends!”

Traipsing home just in time to start rustling up breakfast for the menfolk.

What about the R.O.U.S.?

That’s a surfboard.

I’m plastic Kawasaki keyboard on top of the C64 keyboard old.

Verses Mode, Free-For-All pooping.

In a lot of public stalls in Japan, the outer end of the door is rounded. And the wall it connects to when closed is concaved. So even though there’s a gap to allow the door to open and close freely, there no direct line of sight.

Well, you ARE a boogeyman. But you’re OUR boogeyman.

Proceeds to email everything to an intern at Time Magazine.

Someone was unappreciative of your posting or you literally got kicked out?

Just when I think I’ve forgotten all about this, someone pulls me back in.

“What is a man? Nothing but a miserable pile of BULL SHIT!”

“Everyone makes mistakes, you don’t have to make a federal pillowcase out of it.”

“My favorite character is X”

everyone grimaces and the conversation goes cold

Splash Zone.

Is the dog going to be okay?

The statement was a take out order.