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Oh, they did… Don’t make any mistake here, these are exactly the type of people (and I use that term as loosely as possible) they want in these positions.

So closeted they’re in the neighbor’s house

Well not with that attitude, anyway

It certainly does list things

I’ve heard about this other list, but there’s like 10 things on it and that’s waaay more things to remember, which I’m pretty sure makes mine superior

I mean, I wasn’t trying to use it pejoratively or anything… And while I can’t say I have any first-hand male stripper knowledge, I’m pretty sure my advice is unisex. 😋

Sure, I guess I could’ve said something about not commidifying love/affection/etc so it sounded a bit more inclusive of the broad and varied spectrum of sex workers or something, but - as they say - brevity is the soul of wit, after all.

In all seriousness, tho: I meant no offense or anything, but I definitely wasn’t going to call them ‘exotic dancers’ because I just think that’s a fucking stupid term, tbh, and I’m super prepared to die on that hill, so come at me bro

I mean there are only a few real hard and fast rules you have to follow in life (imo):

1. Don’t talk about Fight Club
2. No pre-orders, No exceptions
3. Don’t fall in love with the stripper
4. Don’t believe the politician’s promises

Strippers and politicians are like two sides of a coin in that one pretends to love you but is just going to fuck you and the other is a stripper.

It’s really just not that hard guys.

I’m not happy about it or anything, but at least in this scenario it becomes entirely feasible for all of these fascist clowns to (technically anyway) choke to death on cock, so I’m understandably conflicted

“Honestly, though, is it my fault that they did what I told them to do, or theirs for doing it?”

It would seem fitting for a wannabe Nazi to trot out an inversion of the old “just following orders” Nuremberg defense, don’t you think?

I wonder, does Elon not realize that mentally ill, cognitively deficient, dark haired South Africans (let alone ones with what can only be described as ‘likely deeply compensatory for something’ levels of wealth) wouldn’t have been doing much in the way of fraternizing with anyone Aryan outside of their camp stays?

Am Appalachian, can verify.

JD needs to go back to fucking couches instead of our country

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Your first mistake would be believing this has anything even renotely to do with cost reduction

I never watched the show (thankfully), but I always thought that having Trump ridicule/fire these people was part of the ‘entertainment/joke’ aspect of everything because he himself was widely regarded as a joke of businessman… person… Ya know, just a joke in general.

Imagine my surprise to find out - decades later - that apparently not everyone was in on the joke…

I think - for their own safety, of course - we should gather more of these Tesla vehicles together in a central location so they can be isolated from the population at large… Perhaps in some sort of tent-based accommodation?

I wish I wasn’t (for a myriad of reasons, that being the least of which) yet, here we are

Or as I like to call it: The majority of my adult life

My cat helped

He means he wants another plague (in addition to MAGA) to be inflicted upon them

I know my 4 dollars a month is nothing to them, but at least you can rest comfortably tonight knowing that by bringing this sentence to my attention you just lost them a sub lol

Yea, the whole.ten.dollars.

You’re welcome!

I am sorely disappointed in the lack of machine gun jubblies if so.