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So, what I’m gathering from this is that he wants to have sex with cattle - but only the ones from the US.

Sounds about right for someone in the Trump circle.

Dammit, Timmy, you have fairy godparents; stop praying and start wishing!

Karoline Leavitt? A lying sack of shit? No way!

Disclaimer: AI image.

I wonder how many people wonder what their local laws are on the use of deadly force in defense of another. After all, someone not in uniform and not identifying themselves seems like they’re just a kidnapper.

You just described the current US administration pretty accurately. It’s appalling, and terrifying, to have thin-skinned toddlers with this much power.

Exactly my thought. For the same reason they’ve been arresting people at the border trying to enter the US instead of just turning them away, I expect they’ll arrest anyone they seem “illegal” trying to exit the country: The prison industrial complex.

They’re going to get rich off of imprisoning people and forcing them into slave labor and internment camps.

I would also accept painfully and televised.

plastic surgery, veneers, and injectables like Botox and fillers

That sounds an awful lot like gender-affirming care. Guess they aren’t real women/men.

/s (except for the fact that I don’t think they’re even really human anymore, but that has nothing to do with the care they received and everything to do with the shit they spew)

If you’d only said it three times, you would’ve summoned him. So close!

Literally the second sentence of the article body. 😮‍💨

Why the fuck do they get to increase their staff when they’re telling the rest of the federal government (including understaffed agencies) to downsize? Hey, Donny, I found the waste, fraud, and abuse; it’s coming from inside the house.

Nuestros amigos

Only the peace of the grave, I fear. :(

By design, too. They’ve been dismantling our education system for two generations, and it wasn’t that great to begin with.

Unfortunately, for those who were expected to comply, it was mentioned that this is (semi-)expected to be a recurring event.

I haven’t seen him without shoes on. ¯\(ツ)/¯

I wouldn’t be surprised. Guy’s all wrong.

Are we sure it was AI? Not just “allegedly” AI?

Thank you; I needed that laugh. If I don’t laugh, all I have left is rage and fear and that’s too exhausting to sustain.

You have books? That’s not allowed anymore; you’ll have to report to prison in the morning.