Like if they choose MTG next, we’re so extremely screwed.

I would be pretty proud to be the number 1 on this search result.

There’s this thing called the internet:

Ah! Hilarious. I worked with a bunch. But my favorite one was Kevin. Imagine an elder skinny Vietnamese gentleman.

Anyway, I’m gonna be going from Francisco to Jake. Jake last name Fromstatefarm, mother’s middle name Wearingkakis.

Maybe we should train AI on that book to predict what he will do next and what to do to prevent it?

Anyone with AI maybe should try to use big company resources to help weaponize AI against Nazis.

Because of Schindler’s list, Ann Frank’s diary and history classes, I totally understood why Vietnamese people here in the US wanted to change their name to a more American name. I found it funny at first when I met my first Viet person ever. But it was then pretty normal and I think the Chinese do it too. Now we are living the same pressures against other migrants. Will they go from Juanes to John’s? Will Maria become Jessica?

OMG! Even that is not possible due to the laws where one cannot change our name and also vote.

You and I can scream all we want. Screw us. But this guy, he’s special, if he says Trump is stupid then it must be true. Nah, I see how it is. Go ahead and listen to Mr know it all.

Forced legal indoctrination.

Wow! But don’t you all worry, as soon as one of us gets sick or dies, we’ll know who hot food poisoning. And we’ll continued eating it up. Did I miss anything? Like maybe reacting differently to such an event? Nah! That’s why chicken is so expensive! Its all the chlorine!

The suit is not finished, but we’ll send the missing parts a few days later! Promise! Wink wink!

I want to see proof that there’s no worm in his knuckle.

Very true.

I’m out of thoughts and prayers. How about some jokes or a riddle?.. George Carling was the greatest!

And we let him. I propose a sea burial. But let him try to explain fir…nah get in the box!

I’m sure all the hardworking engineers, assemblers, office workers, sales people, materials, programmers, hardware, research people are super ecstatic about having their CEO turn their brand new product from an awesome big ass piece of shit electric washed environment destruction truck into a product nobody wants.

Like probably you’ll see one of my fellow citizens running around town with a bunch of lawn mowers and leaf blowers in one of these pretty soon. How much did you pay for that shit man? Oh I got it cheap on Craigslist for $3K!

AOC is #1

He also wants a visible reproductive organ of satisfactory size. We can all dream.

No, micro plastics have now been shown to prevent cancer! Yeah! Drill baby drill!

What could this guy do that could be illegal and punishable? What?

One dey, I’m gonna be setting on my Kawch watching my Gynese Teebee with HayAy tachmology. Watching the most famous moobies on Nezflik. Movies such as large reptile marine world and the Jacobian a movie where a man learns about mathematical transpose and its fight against the finite element army. And the keeds can watch eskubee Dude! Its a car tuned like a large Dough that bites kraim.