I’m like not 100% sure what floor traders even do besides pose for reaction photos when the stock market does something. Basically professional mourners but for capitalism.

Michael: GOB, get rid of the Seaward

Lucille: I’ll leave when I’m good and ready

So…just a C?

Ah yes the fucking police, who are famously un-unionized.

WILDCARD, BABY!

You’re so fuckin far out of your element, Johnny

Yuup. Fuck my 401k. I’d trade the whole think to watch Trump finally face a single consequence.

But like at some point the rubber hits the road. Why doesn’t trump simply turn the food back on like the water in Cali? They’re going to have to roll this back or there will most certainly be bread riots.

Looked like Jonestown at his speech last night.

Yuuup. If I wanted to watch a guy suck himself off for two hours, I’d pick someone more attractive.

Tariffs got us into this mess and, by god tariffs will get us out of it!

It hurt itself in its confusion

Yeah OP calling it federal spending is inaccurate, but the mandatory or entitlement spending is taxed differently, right? Like social security was supposed to be our money that we’ve been paying in the whole time and that’s why it’s mandatory that it gets paid out when we retire.

Until republicans started fucking looting it under Reagan and Bush to pay for other shit, it was a self-sustaining system, and the fact that outflows are currently high is more a function of demographics than anything because boomers are retiring.

From one of Elon’s brain chips?

Here we goooo!

Spiderman pointing at doc oc then

Spidermen pointing

No, pretty sure they’re War and Famine.

Turn that a-hole’s k-hole into a black hole

Maybe…if he does it underwater. Until the bubbles stop. Or on an active runway after firing more air traffic controllers.