But that would raise entitled communist brats, who think that grown ups will just feed them for free… Like… Who do you think is going to work at McDonald’s or in mines after they deport all immigrants?!? Kids need to stay hungry to be more motivated to work /S

My guess is that Tesla managers decided it’s better to cash out the insurance money instead of storing the (swasti)cars that almost nobody will buy. And you can always blame the anti Musk “terrorists”.

Apparently free speech absolutist means “absolutely no free speech” according to fElon.

trans people’s fault that cis people are burning Tesla cars

Elonia is trying to tell us something.

How to lose $148 billion in less than two months

Step 1. Have $148 billion or more

…Shit, this guide is useless.

‘vandalism is terrorism’ to become ‘speech is terrorism’

War is peace

Freedom is slavery

Ignorance is strength

Oh… My American friends, that book was not supposed to be used as user manual.

Those are rookie numbers! We’ve got to pump that number!

In the US? Kinder Surprise!

Sell eggs to US? Who would do such a terrible thing to them?!? Trump treats every country that sells more stuff to the US as an aggressor, so why would anyone want to sell them anything? (And once eggs are no longer needed, trump would put tariffs to ruin all business that helped him out)

Move fast and break countries?

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