It was Friday, March 14th, 2003. Pi Day.

I played guitar in a shitty band in highschool and the administration let us play an impromptu show in the commons during the last period of the day, as long as we played an original song for Pi Day. Our vocalist recited somewhere around 100 digits of pi while the rest of us just made noise over a PA before they came out and told us to quit. Then we all went on possibly the best Spring Break ever.

Not much, leak. What’s a dawg with you?

He’s got a bit of that patented Mr Beast Combo of vacant gaze and simulated smile, too.

Would be more accurate if the piss blew right by Trump, then hit The American Tax Payer in the face instead.

It’s when ssision happens, again.

It is the lgpt flag that got burned by ElonTrump

I think it’s called Chat LGPT.

I was really surprised at first that it was a woman, but then it became pretty clear that she was an old, white woman, and then it at least made more sense. She’s (presently) unaffected by any of the bullshit that is being thrust upon women of child-bearing age, the persons of color, the non-binary folk, the young people hurt most by skyrocketing housing costs, etc; and she’s thoroughly unapologetic about her lack of empathy for any of those groups of her fellow Americans. Goddamn, what a bummer.

EDIT: Then I made the mistake of continuing to listen, and half or more all of the callers for the next 20 minutes are brainwashed boomers ranting about how Biden was the devil and Trump is going to save us from the illegal immigrants who are ruining all of our lives. Yeesh.

But what I think would be more important would be for there to be fines.

I like this, it seems like a very practical approach that takes on the root issue. Parents need to address their kids’ conduct in school, it can’t solely be on the teachers and staff.

Just to play devil’s advocate; what if the parents ultimately refuse to pay the fines?