Sometimes religion: “it requires faith, therefore we can and should stop learning.”

Friends had 6 main people on it. It implies none of his 5 long-time co-stars and presumed “friends” gave a shit about his real-life struggles.

Depends on if you have an immature idea of what maturity is and isnt.

Don’t forget BART and DART as well.

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My parents: “You’re a nerd, can you help with our computer?”

I reluctantly overlook how insulting they always are and help

Many months later

My parents: “Our computer isn’t working right lately. It’s probably your fault from the last time you were messing with it.”

Sometimes you can also get “when was the last time you read your Bible?”

Can 2 girls share 1 creamer?

If there’s a day 1 patch for big game releases, it’s the same as early access. Going gold means bullshit nowadays.

“When was the last time you read your Bible?”

Thanks for nothing, mom.

You wouldn’t download an exhausted teacher…

Imagine there’s no rallies at the white house in protest yet.

Shocking how little this country cares.

At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country?

You’re gonna wanna sit down. I have some news for you about currency.

Hey everyone! This person kept saying this would happen!

I mean why didn’t we just listen to this specific one commenter? They kept saying this would happen. As if no one else could have anticipated it.

When will we learn to listen to [random commenter].

Probably Veterans Administration, a federal agency that would be expected to comply with the executive orders.

Ahem. Umm, conservatives are angry that others are not calling something what THEY want it to be called?

Hmm. So… I just feel like… perhaps, there’s a similarity here. Some people… want to be referred to a specific way… but usually conservatives have a problem with that.

That “community” is a judgmental indoctrinating shithole that destroys people.

Good riddance.

People also change, and someone may over the long haul become something you didn’t really expect out of them.

Hit the coin return button on everything and randomly get lucky once in a while.