I don’t know why this is being downvoted.

Because the circumstances of Khashoggi’s death were entirely different?

Jesus Christ…

VA governors can only serve one (consecutive) term.

In all seriousness, we’ve got to make room for folks to return to sanity. When they have these “ah ha” moments we should take those opportunities to walk them back to reality.

All the “leopards/faces” jokes, while cathartic, aren’t really helping and encourage people to turn their backs on sanity for comfort.

Yes - nothing is the only alternative to this 🙄

I guess a little more than nothing is infinitely more than nothing; that’s just marketing though. If you’re just deferring purchases or making purchases in advance it’s not actually having an impact.

I personally feel sustained targeted boycotting is going to be more impactful than a general consumption strike.

WTF do people think a one day boycott going to accomplish?

Oooh! Am I gonna get another free year of credit monitoring?

You thought it might be worse than advertised?

This is why we have a process to vet civil servants, and why we hire and promote them based on merit, not their personal relationship to some rich guy

The self control it took to chose the word ‘guy’ here is truly impressive. Very professional Don. Excellent work.

…and mandatory crotch inspections

Alternate Text:

Top: Dumbfucks:
Bottom: I’m going to pretend Trump and Harris will be equally bad on Gaza

Clever acronyms…

THAT’S what’s gonna stop fascism…

Could explain his recent actions; trying to juice those cybertruck sales…

Ok - that doesn’t help me…what was the other answer, please?

Question: How much did Taiwan donate for the “inauguration”?

Tim Apple; that’s your cue to send the next million for “inauguration”…

Tax the fuck out of the billionaire class

I don’t know anything about this but in my misspent youth kids would take the regulator off adjustable disposable butane lighters and you could light the lighter and then basically pour the butane out of the lighter.

Something like that could surely ignite clothing and appear to be “just” a lighter.

“Ho-Lee Jesus. What is that?
WHAT THE FUCK is that?
WHAT IS THAT PRIVATE VANCE!”

“Sir! A sofa cushion, sir!”

“A sofa cusion?”

“Sir! Yes, sir!”