The best thing about Carlin was that it didn’t matter which party it was, he called them all out on their bullshit. Another one that was a good stand up comedian that we lost too early was Robin Williams. I remember him doing a movie where he played the president. It had a very “The Great Dictator” vibe to it.

If only George Carlin were still around. I bet he’d have a few words to say about all of this…

Wasn’t that the jar that shattered up some guy’s ass?

Call? Can’t I just send an email?

“Old charlie stole the handle, the train it won’t stop rolling and it won’t slow down.”

What if they were fired but kept showing up and being paid, then you just keep moving their desk and taking their staplers? Then get a couple of Bob’s to interview the entire staff after a few years of that. Oh, and make sure that any birthdays that get celebrated they have to pass their piece of cake to the next person and don’t get any themselves. Eventually “fix” the accounting error and just let things work themselves out.

Avoid the null zones and be a peaceful asteroid miner? Oh, and try to make enough to pay some mercs. Just in case

Sounds of sweet liber-tea

Just look up mutually assured mass destruction and you’ll understand.

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Seriously, Musk is fit… Fit for a short tour of the inside of a whicker basket.

Do you have a blog? I would subscribe and actively donate to your cause.

Knowing what I do about Zues, he’d probably turn himself into a female pig and let trump impregant him. Give birth to the bastard and then just fast track the abomination to hades.

Whoa, H2O2 isn’t nearly as bad as dihydrogenmonoxide. That stuff is not only deadly to plants, but causes a lot of deaths per year with people too. For your own health, stay away from dihydrogenmonoxide.

The only one I watched was the one with Gene Simmons. The “goal” was to make I think like $5000 by running a hotdog stand. So Gene, a real businessman, sold one hotdog with his signature to a fan. At the end of the episode Trump fired him. Because of some bullshit reason. I think it was because Trump didn’t like that Gene was more popular than he was and knew how to do marketing.

Kafka couldn’t even think something like this up.