Seen this one yet?

https://youtu.be/0aI8fOsX3T4

That’s right. Setting fire to Teslas is OK so long as you do it for free!

Nah, the guilty parties already told congress nothing the texts did not contain classified material, so releasing them should be fine. It’s not like this administration would suddenly change its mind now, surely.

According to RFK the best way to get immunity is for everyone to cop a 9mm lead projectile, instead of using any form of preventative measure.

In which case now is a pretty good time for all other nations to start shutting down their US bases and deporting all personnel back to America. We don’t need a forward operating base in our country if there’s the potential it could be used in such a manner.

Here I am surprised it didn’t catch fire

No no, you said “too far away to resupply”. I claim bullshit. I never suggested it was a good idea.

“The leader of that country had a run-in with the leader of our country, and therefore should resign”

In what world does this bullshit make sense? Get fucked moron, you realise he’s not in some government department, right? He’s the leader of ANOTHER COUNTRY

The fuck are you talking about?? The US managed to resupply in Iraq and Afghanistan for 20 years,and they’re a LOT further away.

I was questioning that too. I’m certain I’ve read allegations of wrongdoing, i.e. sex with a minor, attributed to Trump. Why are they saying otherwise? (no need to answer that, I think we know)

Oh holy shit what a take down. That ending was incredible. I’d be terrified of one day meeting Jon Stewart and accidentally voicing an opinion within earshot just in case he takes issue with it.

“Allowed”? In what sense? Are you seriously suggesting Trump or Musk are responsible for a Delta crash in Canada, and helicopter collision and a Southwest go around?

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Yeah, but, what are you going to do about it? Trump is above the law and Elon certainly isn’t going to be fined, let alone go to jail, over this. Courts and lawyers can cry all they want, who’s going to enforce it? Nobody, that’s who. So sure, Point out they’re doing illegal things - the law doesn’t seem to matter to those in charge any more.

I would hardly use AUKUS as an example of Macron’s failing, rather an example of Australia sucking US cock for no reason. The AUKUS deal even blindsided most of Australia’s own defence force. It is a fucking stupid deal, agreed to by some fucking stupid people and signed by Australia’s then fucking stupid Prime Minister. The whole thing stinks of back room shinanigans, will most likely result in zero submarines ever, but unfortunately no diplomacy on France’s behalf would have made any difference to the end result.

A final solution, perhaps?

I sold my 10,000 spoons to buy a knife.

You have a record, get out

This I never fully understood. Isn’t the point of prison/community service orders etc. for the person to be punished for the crime or repay their debt to society? In which case, after the punishment has been carried out why continue to punish them further? They’ve done their time and hopefully learned a lesson. I understand background checks as a form of checking a person’s character for certain sensitive roles, but for everything?? Nah, that makes no sense.

There is absolutely no reason to ban Mein Kampf. If anything is truly shows how unhinged he was and perhaps gives the reader an insight into what to look for before voting for another fascist dictator… Well, maybe next time.

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