We’ll all have to make a conscious decision as to whether we will resist, collaborate, leave or just try to keep our heads down until it’s over.

I’m not particularly optimistic about which option most (or even just enough) Americans will choose…

Did Biden explicitly prohibit drinking bleach and eating rusty nails? Because if not, go right ahead you incompetent fucking morons, bon appetit!

True. At the same time, this magnitude of opsec fuckups can, and often does, result in people dying, which is fucking sad and infuriating…

It’s going to make it SO much easier to add correct people to secret group chats when their usernames and profiles are anonymized! Fucking morons as far as the eye can see, holy shit…

Same way they “solved” COVID before - the number of infections will not rise if we stop counting!

Was he a drag queen? No? Damn, those child molesting drag queens are super sneaky, aren’t they? How do they molest all them kids without ever getting caught? /s

Consequences? As in, sequences of cons? Because I’ve seen a lot of those already - Trump’s whole damn life is a con sequence…

Jesus fucking Christ, for real? I try to come up with purposefully exaggerated and completely ridiculous analogies, and this bloody administration still one-ups me with insanity…

Yes, because words have no meaning and can be declared to mean anything the orange turd wants…

What’s next, declaring drag queens to be an invasive species? Adding trans people to the Schedule 1 list of controlled substances? Redefining conflict of interest to mean any transaction that doesn’t line Trump’s or Musk’s pockets? Fucking hell America, fucking hell…

Doesn’t even have to be an actual war - this government showed that they can redefine words to mean whatever they want (see them invoking a wartime law recently), so they might as well define drag queens as an invasive species, declare war on them and implement martial law/suspend elections because who’s gonna stop them?

Yup, exactly: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_abuse_of_psychiatry_in_the_Soviet_Union

Probably because it’s kinda hard to check if a ghost had the “correct” skin color and/or genitals…

National security, eh? Were Epstein and friends trading enriched uranium and defense secrets between fucking children and doing drugs? Who woulda known…

Typical. It’s because it’s not these fucks’ families or children dying. It’s other people, somewhere else. People that do this sort of thing don’t give a fuck unless they’re affected directly and personally. Empathy is an alien concept for them…

That’s okay - he can fix it with tariffs on stock trading, tariffs on recession and extra tariffs on poverty, right? Because tariffs are a panacea for everything!

America, prepare to pay tariffs on your monumental stupidity - you thought it was bad now? Then hold on to your butts. The rest of the world will also suffer with you, but we won’t have it nearly as bad as you guys…

Haha, it was a prank bro! A social experiment bro! Totally for real bro, I was just testing you bro! Bro!

It’s not from this year, is it? Still pretty cold around here…

Resembling? Yeah, sure. He also engaged in rhythmical chest expansions resembling breathing, and arrived at the podium by putting one foot in front of the other, in a manner that might be interpreted as walking in some circles…

For fuck’s sake, the word mincing is driving me fucking insane…

"When Mr Trump early in his tenure agreed to feature in an HBO documentary in which all living presidents read from the constitution, Mr Trump blamed others in the room when he struggled to read the text.

“It’s like a foreign language,” he allegedly complained.”

People are often saying “hurr durr Trump can’t read,” but even that is not really a joke - the man truly is barely literate.

What have you done America, what the hell have you done…

True, and you’re right of course. I just wish there were at least SOME consequences for at least some of this shit…