I remember hearing that nuclear war would be senseless because then you have no leftover resources to salvage and plunder from the country you “won” against….

…but some of the idiots we have in leadership rn haven’t got much sense in ‘em, so… uh, yeah.

Find a cause to die for and make that your retirement plan.

I don’t trust autistic chickens.

I deleted my Fidelity app when Trump took office. I wasn’t doing anything with my blue chip stock and I’d rather not see what I’m losing in real time.

The cat has his tongue.

That’s not figure of speech, it’s a remedy he is testing out to treat mono.

I hope Musk OD’s tonight in a depressive bender. Piece of shit.

itt people who conflate declawing with trimming cat nails.

trimming is necessary; not trimming a cat’s claws can result in cat injury as they can’t unhook themselves from carpets and furniture.

have you ever seen a cat with long nails get up from threaded textures? they do NOT look happy.

Huh? Declawing maybe, but not trimming their claws.

If it does hurt, my cat doesn’t seem to show it at all/he literally just sits there and doesn’t move/will sleep through it.

Hegseth, Vance, Gabbard, Rubio, …?

The couch loves you back. The couch loves you back. The couch loves you back. The couch loves you back. The couch loves you back.

then went up in price anyway lol

Is this the other side of the war on drugs coin?

‘Cause this coin sucks.

Neat! I fucking hate it! 🤙 terrible news! 🎉 I’m going insane! 🙏 this is me coping! 🥳

I am shoot on sight!

Doge members, including Airbnb co-founder, aired their vision for federal government to be ‘Apple Store-like’

I want to Luigi them all, it’s hard to know where to start. Capitalism is commodifying existence into a progressively-restrictive slavery. Defenders say the market course-corrects, but greed is always going to be the piece of the democratic Jenga tower back down to authoritarianism.

You gotta Field of Dreams it; post in communities you want to see liven up and people will follow, it just takes time.

I guiltily admit i do watch them as background noise years after they’ve been released to make sure they suck. They typically do, though I’ve heard The Jungle Book live remake wasn’t bad.

I’d like to see them do an updated Bullshit series. They really lampooned veganism at the time when I was on the fence about it, and even then I knew they weren’t giving it a fair argument.

I wrote a script on how to “prank” your neighbor wherein the prank is never actually revealed but how to break into someone’s house and leave undetected are shown in great detail, and the person being “pranked” is themselves a big pranker who gets others hurt with their pranks.

It’s all very obviously a thinly-layered analogy for it being OK to kill your neighbor if they’re a Nazi.

Such a fun comedy I wrote. Why don’t my friends want to produce it?

Trying to remove the observer effect, totally understandable! Best wishes in your studies! Say, before you go, which alcohol makes for the best Molotov?