“Rapist Russell Brand charged with attempted comedy”

“Make it a diet soda, I’m watching my weight”

Or caught by a mob and Gadaffied?

“Truly the worst”? Really that’s the worst painting of you that you can imagine?

Hahahaha.

Gets paint brushes out…

raises his pale, sun-forgotten, semi-transparent hand

“The Scottish and the Northern British, sir”

If you image search for the abbreviated form of “Gulf of America, This Space Exactly” (GOATSE), that should clearly show where the Gulf of America is.

One problem would be that he’d expire happy, because he was doing “cool exploration stuff”.

Perhaps it would be more environmentally friendly (which would upset him) if he was “retired” in a more traditional, boring, normal manner (which would upset him), on Earth.

He could then be composted and used to grow flowers, in some kind of “All-Nations LGBTQ+ Peace Garden” (which would upset him).

For comparison, try “A Day Without Billionaires” next week, where billionaires don’t turn up to work.

“Oh, hey, everything’s still open and everything still works”.

Decapitate

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