I really don’t think that anyone is shocked by this

Do you want a $30,000 iPhone? Cause this is how you got a $30,000 iPhone.

Racism

Yoink

Probably, but I think that’s unrelated

One of those things as much more profitable than the other

The onion should be suing for copyright and friends. Because only a ridiculous satirical publication could come up with this crazy crap.

I suppose that makes sense. How many people can, really, kiss Donald Trump’s ass?

I’m just thinking of how many gifted snipers exist in this country. Really, do your duty…

Absurd. He promised to pay (but didn’t) a bunch of people to use ChatGPT to come up with his bullshit. What kind of idiot are you that you believe Donald Trump would bother to do any of this shit himself?

Just more proof that Trump is the dumbest of fox, except for all of those who voted for him. They are definitely much much much more stupid.

Unless you’re hallucinating, I never mentioned the word “defeat”. In fact, I painted a very clear path towards victory.

Of all of the horrible headlines I’ve read today, that would be amongst the more believable, given our shit fucked timeline

And what will this judge do when the Trump administration completely ignores his ruling? Because Trump is definitely gonna throw a tantrum and call this judge “an active judge” as an excuse to ignore his ruling and do whatever the hell he wants anyway.

There is only one way to stop Trump from doing what he’s doing, and it is not by asking nicely.

Is this article from, like, three years ago?

I’m surprised that they’re just shutting it down and not blowing it up for funsies…

:(

Suddenly, we’re gonna get a bunch of leaks about evil and dirty shit that musk has done