Or bust. Either would do.

With the way Trump’s stirring up trouble, we may not have to for very much longer.

Where is Ronald Reagan buried? Or George H W Bush? You could start getting some practice in.

It needs a new electoral system too.

Trump’s people are stupid and lazy.

Is there any actual rationale for this calculation, even a bad one?

The clever bit is that once you can’t afford anything, you won’t care how much eggs cost.

Go ahead, USA. Save as much money as you can.

Thanks, a Canadian.

The other Five Eyes countries would do well to be extremely careful about what they share with the USA these days. And if they have the ability, they should plant specific information with the USA only, and see whether Russia acts on it.

They always express their concerns as soon as they have finished voting in favor.

I guess it prevents the penguins and seals from running a lucrative business rebranding Chinese gadgets.

With the tariffs implemented, it’s time to receive the next set of instructions.

Nobody knew the economy could be so complicated!

Maybe because of the excerpts that were published in the 1950s?

They’re liberating your dollars so the rich can have them instead.

Yikes.

Unfortunately, these are mainstream American Christian values. They’re not the values of Jesus in the New Testament, but they don’t care about that.

Also that thing he does with his hands now.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Mars:_A_Technical_Tale#The_"Elon"

Says the one actually doing a whole nazi salute

Two whole Nazi salutes.