Imagine reporting to Elon Musk

That’s the catch: there is no rebound with these buffoons at the helm.

I am officially ending my doom scrolling tonight with this uplifting news. Cya tomorrow folks.

Fox News literally got up on air and told women maybe they shouldn’t be voting since they leaned toward Biden last time and that was such a “disaster” compared to whatever the fuck this nightmare is.

Then they told a female host “good job you get a cookie now” or some shit when they suggested we should execute people for daring to defy Trump.

Made me sick to my stomach.

But of course, zero repercussions, zero pushback.

No they can remain wealthy by being wealthy and enjoying their wealth and not obsessively doing everything possible to ratfuck everyone else with their wealth.

It is said that records existed before the societal collapse of America, but few can say for certain these days.

Damn it’s almost like we both observed objective reality instead of sticking our heads straight up MAGA’s asshole for the entire election.

There are few things that wouldn’t go better than this 😔 Bill Burr would be a massive improvement, no question.

Frustration over the fallout rather than frustration over the leak. That about sums up this administration

Jon Stewart would be too perfect for this timeline, but I could picture a Bill Burr presidency.

His immigration stance is literally to deport your wife and you are still supportive? Insane brainwashing.

“certain elections” is probably defined as “elections where im not participating”

Billionaires have done a lot these past few years toward outing themselves as being just as stupid as any other random dumbass.

The technology behind this will power Trump’s slush fund for years to come however

What’s the grift this time? Backed by DOGE and Melania coins?

We were much dumber than we thought. Now Trump attacks what’s left of our already-troubled education system.

To me it looks like you don’t have a clue about their platform, the policies they support and have sponsored/voted for, or the realities of trying to win elections as a completely independent 3rd party.

It is if you’re the ones in power

I’m just trying to be a Nazi dictator and everyone hates on me 😭

Hydra was far more clever than what’s actually required to take over the most powerful country on Earth