And that’s after minifying it to oblivion for security and hackproofness

That’s a great shot!

Me, too. But now I kinda regret not going along with it. I don’t know, it’s a weird mixture of angst with the system and a bit of guilt towards my parents

Is there some more background to this, as in, what happened?

If only I looked this adorable while trying to wait nonchalantly

How do I fit the country in my pan?

Theoretically, yes. But I’m not sure if it’s gonna be smooth sailing. You would probably need a custom kernel which supports the kindle hardware. I don’t know if there is any project which already packages/distributes the kindle kernel

They come with a Linux based OS pre installed. Jailbreaking allows you to effectively become root and gives you a lot more freedom to change stuff.

TLDR: yes

Damn, they really named a place F-ingham

Interesting, how does it bootstrap the system then?

Americans are seemingly already prepared