He said it’s because Europe are scavengers. Bitch we buy pretty everything from America. You’ve exported your shit globally. Every popular product is American.

And now we are going out of our way to boycott buying the stuff we loved because of you. It’s your fault the companies and the stock markets are losing money hand over fist.

For duck sake your arms industry was second to none and you’ve managed to shoot that in the knees too!

sounds of paper shredder

I think everyone in prison likes him actually 😂

He better get a god damned round of applause from …well everyone.

Hi erm…guys…semper fi right?….erm…can you stand behind? Yeah just like behind yeah…whatever makes sense. How long you been here?

He’s going to create a new department called AIDUSA and it will be the first and best department for foreign aid. There’s never been an AID department like it.

How do average republican supporters spin this as a good thing?

What he means: you’ll be better off under us as Russia will only attack its enemies, not its allies …

I’m afraid congress no longer has any power Mr Bacon.

Well congress hasn’t done shit the last 3 months. All executive orders so why not just eliminate congress….

Fast tracking palpatine

I love it when he says “this is the first time you’re telling me this” or whatever.

Like…yeah…as it’s just happened.

Defenestration is from the Russian playbook after all

Ford Ranger 2004 vs 2024 is like Mario before and after mushroom.

Ah so it was autopen. Then it needs rescinding doesn’t it according to your own logic.

Dick head.

Also just confirms he isn’t running the show. The “deep state” and his “handlers” are, according to MAGA logic.

Dick heads.

Ah yes. Transporting eggs via cargo container from the other side of the planet.

I’m sure this added logistics cost won’t hamper anything.

The administration full of millionaires and billionaires who received the largest inauguration fund in history needs a law firm to do free work for them.

More like Prick Stick

I didn’t know the Holocaust was diverse, equitable and inclusive! Quite the opposite actually…

Well Linda can’t be doing a very good job

I feel like Trump turned him when they met during the wildfire thing.