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Does that even exist in this DOGE era we’ve been blessed with?

I can imagine the presidents response:

“We don’t need big weather telling us what it’s like outside, we can figure it out ourselves. I can look out the window and tell you what’s gonna happen. Perfect forecast every time.”

after voting for him again

That’s likely the solution–if the media won’t do it’s job, the people will have to do it for them. Luckily nearly everyone has cameras nowadays, so that’s a start

Eat shit, Leon

It’s always the ones with the most money that are the stingiest fucks. Always using their wealth as a reason why they’re entitled to anything, yet not actually paying unless forced to.

Don’t tell me it’s Big Balls 😬🤞

I don’t get it either, though i think an explanation would probably be even more confusing

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Seriously might as well write 1 on a marble and make that his diplomacy roll

A modern hero!

That’s what i was thinking when people first started supporting his run for the presidency in 2016. I just assumed it was common knowledge that he was a blatant con/grifter/sleazeball. I guess i didn’t realize those would be taken as positive traits by a bunch of self-proclaimed “Christians” lol

Honestly wasn’t sure if they were talking about one of his children when they said xAI

Another executive order. What does this guy think he is, king?

Just wait till Leon assigns Big Balls to the case – they’ll get to the bottom of this in a flash

Liquidating the country. This is reminding me of the leveraged buyouts that were all the rage for a min

in a late-night Friday memo

Bet there’s fry grease and a couple sticky rings from the bottom of a diet Coke can adorning it

This is all so stupid

My favorite explanation for this is that he’s autistic. It never fucking ends with these people, lol