Holy fuck am I sick to death of these “oh wow this is so bad how come they’re doing this” articles. Everything that legacy media is doing these days is confirms my desire to avoid it as much as possible.

Oh yeah, absolutely.

Also, I’m totally stealing “striking out at tee ball” lmao

In other words, true to form

Seriously though, dude: get a new PCP.

I’m dumping mine over some stupid pharmaceutical shit that has ultimately spiraled into noticeable cognitive decline and pretty bad depression (good news: appears reversible if I stop taking the thing. Bad news: I go into withdrawal if I stop taking the thing).

I hope all the republicans who are excited about this stupid shit buy and use blinding eye drops <3

Try harder

I get what you’re saying, but I am also extremely aware of how fucking stupid the American electorate is, up to and including having all government support taken away and responding with “thank you sir, may I have another”. American conservatives are deeply stupid.

chuckles darkly and we thought the Emu Wars were bad.

You know what? I’ll say the thing: I hope a meaningful amount of poor republicans freeze to death next winter. I am absolutely fucking done giving a shit about people that vote against their own interests so goddamn constantly. The leopards will enjoy eating their faces, and I shall laugh as it happens.

lol honestly, I’m just amused that the whole leak-palooza of the first term is just ramping up even harder this time

So… yeah. But at the same time, I’m not convinced we’re going to even have elections in 2028, much less elections that are actually free, open, and not largely orchestrated towards the success of The Party behind the scenes.

Make America Great Depression again…? That’s where they’re taking this?

When and where possible, I’m refusing to buy stuff produced in red states. Which sucks, because I also enjoy bourbon. But anyways: I encourage others to engage in regional boycotts of that sort.

I have no sympathy whatsoever for people who vote against their best interests

They’ve already backdoored the treasury department, so they’ve more or less got everything they want.

I’m gonna fuckin pop some champagne if that happens lol

I derive joy from Tesla stock crashing, because I sold all my shares ages ago, and I like it when companies run by Nazis crash and burn <3

That’s just the first pass. They’ll get dissidents and members of “opposition” parties in a subsequent round.

Yes. What’s your question?